Will's bedtime story

This is the 2nd bedtime story I got tonight. (word for word - i left immediately go come write it down.

‘Once upon a time there was a little baby boy, and his name was - There was a little baby girl, and her name was – and she was Will’s mama. And she was soo little. And Will was soo big. And Papa was sooo big. And Gran was soo little. And Uncle Matt came and said, “Look at those people. Some of them are so big and some of them are so little.”’

And then something about them floating up into the fan. but then it started getting just silly and weird and no longer interesting.

Story #1 was all about a little baby boy (they always start this way) who asked his mom if he could ride his hummer and she said, no! because he left his hummer out in the rain and it was broken. so his papa came and put it in the back of his truck and took it home and fixed it and brought it back. and on and on. his stories are usually a mix like this one between fiction and reality. but the top story was obviously pure fiction, and those are the most fun.